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Vandelay Industries ~Ask about our desk/bed combo~

Fevereiro 4, 2014 @ 11:30 pm - Fevereiro 5, 2014 @ 2:30 am

I cannot abide useless people. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ‘em. Shoot ‘em? Politely, of course. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Let’s go be bad guys! Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely!
Marry me. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Steve Holt! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech? Let’s go be bad guys!


Fevereiro 4, 2014 @ 11:30 pm
Fevereiro 5, 2014 @ 2:30 am
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